"Can I Fuck You Today"

Entri pertama untuk Februari. Fuck yeah!

Pernah ada kawan baik jantina berlainan? Sometimes, aku susah hendak percaya dengan hubungan kawan baik, Best Friend Forever(BFF), di antara 2 kawan berlainan jantina yang mempunyai 2 alat kemaluan yang berbeza. Kalau duduk berdua sunyi-sunyi takkan tak ada perasaan nak beromen? Best Fucking Friend(BFF).

Aku tak kisah dan tak hairan jika wujud hubungan sebegini dan masing-masing tak menyimpan perasaan sayang. Kalau ajak tengok wayang, makan minum bersama, jalan-jalan bercuti bersama, duduk hotel bersama, tapi tak dinamakan berkapel. Aku boleh terima. Tapi kan...

Tak stim ke bro lu duduk berdua, tambah plak kawan perempuan tu jenis ada 'aset'. Tolong betulkan tali bra lagi. Rasa macam nak cakap kat tepi telinga pelan-pelan kat bro, "Please fuck her dude". At least, paling busuk pun, kiss her. Lustfully!

Hakikatnya, lelaki yang ada best friend dengan kaum hawa memang ada, dan di antara mereka yang tak punya keinginan nak make love dengan best friend dorang, bagi aku ada 2 jenis: 1. Lelaki berhati mulia 2. Gay.


I Want To Make Love With ALL My Girl Friends.


Ini lagu faveret aku sekarang, sedap wa cakap lu. Memang buat badan-badan nak berjoget.



p/s: minta maaf jika entri ini begitu offensive, mengikuti perbicaraan Anwar buat aku bernafsu nak beromen. "Can I Fuck You Today?"

Wahai Carl Jung

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alhamdulillah. Dapat interview this Friday. Dok google la apa-jadah-menatang-haram job description aku tu. Sampai ke Career Test & Personality Test.

Dan ini result-nya.

INTP – The Thinker, INTP stands for Introversion, iNtuition, Thinking, Perception.

Ciri-ciri INTP:

-quiet
-thoughtful
-analytical individuals who tend to spend long periods of time on their own
-working through problems and forming solutions
-They are curious about systems and how things work (baru semalam aku google how bulb works/how light emitted)
-they are frequently found in careers such as science, architecture, and law
-less at ease in social situations or in the "caring professions," although they enjoy the company of those who share their interests
-They also tend to be impatient with the bureaucracy, rigid hierarchies, and the politics prevalent in many professions
-They prefer to work informally with others as equals
-On the other hand, their ability to grasp complexity may also lead them to provide overly detailed explanations of "simple" ideas, and listeners may judge that the INTP makes things more difficult than they are.
-INTPs may prefer working alone to leading or following in a group
-During interactions with others, if INTPs are focused on gathering information, they may seem oblivious, aloof, or even rebellious—when in fact they are concentrating on listening and understanding
-When INTPs feel insulted, however, they may respond with sudden, cutting criticism.
-INTP's are known as the "Engineers" or the "Architects"
-To INTPs, this is the crux of the problem: emotions must be dealt with logically—because improperly handled emotions, INTPs believe, can only harm.

• INTPs value knowledge above all else. Their minds are constantly working to generate new theories, or to prove or disprove existing theories. They approach problems and theories with enthusiasm and skepticism, ignoring existing rules and opinions and defining their own approach to the resolution. They seek patterns and logical explanations for anything that interests them. They're usually extremely bright, and able to be objectively critical in their analysis. They love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. They love to discuss these concepts with others. They may seem "dreamy" and distant to others, because they spend a lot of time inside their minds musing over theories. They hate to work on routine things - they would much prefer to build complex theoretical solutions, and leave the implementation of the system to others. They are intensely interested in theory, and will put forth tremendous amounts of time and energy into finding a solution to a problem with has piqued their interest.
  
• INTPs do not like to lead or control people. They're very tolerant and flexible in most situations, unless one of their firmly held beliefs has been violated or challenged, in which case they may take a very rigid stance. The INTP is likely to be very shy when it comes to meeting new people. On the other hand, the INTP is very self-confident and gregarious around people they know well, or when discussing theories which they fully understand.
• The INTP has no understanding or value for decisions made on the basis of personal subjectivity or feelings. They strive constantly to achieve logical conclusions to problems, and don't understand the importance or relevance of applying subjective emotional considerations to decisions. For this reason, INTPs are usually not in-tune with how people are feeling, and are not naturally well-equipped to meet the emotional needs of others.
• The INTP may have a problem with self-aggrandizement and social rebellion, which will interfere with their creative potential. Since their Feeling side is their least developed trait, the INTP may have difficulty giving the warmth and support that is sometimes necessary in intimate relationships. If the INTP doesn't realize the value of attending to other people's feelings, he or she may become overly critical and sarcastic with others. If the INTP is not able to find a place for themselves which supports the use of their strongest abilities, they may become generally negative and cynical. If the INTP has not developed their Sensing side sufficiently, they may become unaware of their environment, and exhibit weakness in performing maintenance-type tasks, such as bill-paying and dressing appropriately.
• For the INTP, it is extremely important that ideas and facts are expressed correctly and succinctly. They are likely to express themselves in what they believe to be absolute truths. Sometimes, their well thought-out understanding of an idea is not easily understandable by others, but the INTP is not naturally likely to tailor the truth so as to explain it in an understandable way to others. The INTP may be prone to abandoning a project once they have figured it out, moving on to the next thing. It's important that the INTP place importance on expressing their developed theories in understandable ways. In the end, an amazing discovery means nothing if you are the only person who understands it.
• The INTP is usually very independent, unconventional, and original. They are not likely to place much value on traditional goals such as popularity and security. They usually have complex characters, and may tend to be restless and temperamental. They are strongly ingenious, and have unconventional thought patterns which allows them to analyze ideas in new ways. Consequently, a lot of scientific breakthroughs in the world have been made by the INTP.
• The INTP is at his best when he can work on his theories independently. When given an environment which supports his creative genius and possible eccentricity, the INTP can accomplish truly remarkable things. These are the pioneers of new thoughts in our society.

INTPs generally have the following traits:

• Love theory and abstract ideas
• Truth Seekers - they want to understand things by analyzing underlying principles and structures
• Value knowledge and competence above all else
• Have very high standards for performance, which they apply to themselves
• Independent and original, possibly eccentric
• Work best alone, and value autonomy
• Have no desire to lead or follow
• Dislike mundane detail
• Not particularly interested in the practical application of their work
• Creative and insightful
• Future-oriented
• Usually brilliant and ingenious
• Trust their own insights and opinions above others
• Live primarily inside their own minds, and may appear to be detached and uninvolved with other people

INTPs have a special gift with generating and analyzing theories and possibilities to prove or disprove them. They have a great deal of insight and are creative thinkers, which allows them to quickly grasp complex abstract thoughts. They also have exceptional logical and rational reasoning skills, which allows them to thoroughly analyze theories to discover the Truth about them. Since the INTP is driven to seek clarity in the world, we have a happy match of desire and ability in this personality type. INTPs will be happiest in careers which allow them a great deal of autonomy in which they can work primarily alone on developing and analyzing complex theories and abstractions, with the goal of their work being the discovery of a truth, rather than the discovery of a practical application.

The following list of professions is built on our impressions of careers which would be especially suitable for an INTP. It is meant to be a starting place, rather than an exhaustive list. There are no guarantees that any or all of the careers listed here would be appropriate for you, or that your best career match is among those listed.

Possible Career Paths for the INTP:

• Scientists - especially Physics, Chemistry
• Photographers
• Strategic Planners
• Mathematicians
• University Professors
• Computer Programmers, Systems Analysts, Computer Animation and Computer Specialists
• Technical Writers
• Engineers
• Lawyers / Attorneys
• Judges
• Forensic Research
• Forestry and Park Rangers

INTPs as Friends

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INTPs are likely to have friends who share their interests and pursuits. Since the INTP loves theories, ideas, and concepts, they are not likely to have much patience or understanding for people with the Sensing preference, who are not usually comfortable with abstract conceptualizing.

INTP Weaknesses

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• Not naturally in tune with others' feelings; slow to respond to emotional needs
• Not naturally good at expressing their own feelings and emotions
• Tend to be suspicious and distrusting of others
• Not usually good at practical matters, such as money management, unless their work involves these concerns
• They have difficulty leaving bad relationships
• Tend to "blow off" conflict situations by ignoring them, or else they "blow up" in heated anger

With any gift of strength, there is an associated weakness. Without "bad", there would be no "good". Without "difficult", there would be no "easy". We value our strengths, but we often curse and ignore our weaknesses. To grow as a person and get what we want out of life, we must not only capitalize upon our strengths, but also face our weaknesses and deal with them. That means taking a hard look at our personality type's potential problem areas.

Most of the weaker characteristics that are found in INTPs are due to their dominant function of Introverted Thinking overtaking the personality to the point that all of the other functions exist merely to serve the purposes of Introverted Thinking. In such cases, an INTP may show some or all of the following weaknesses in varying degrees:

• The INTP gets "stuck in a rut" and only does those things that are known and comfortable to the INTP.
• The INTP resists and rejects anything that doesn't support their own experiential understanding of the world. If they perceive that something is not logical, they reject it as unimportant.
• They reject people who think or live differently than themselves.
• They may be extremely caustic and insulting to others.
• They may become isolated from society.
• They may become overly paranoid about social organizations and institutions trying to control them.
• They may unknowingly or uncaringly hurt people's feelings.
• They may be completely unaware of how to express their inner world to others in a meaningful way.
• They may be completely unaware of the type of communication that is often desirable and (to some degree) expected in an intimate relationship. If they are aware of the kinds of things that are appropriate to say and do to foster emotional bonding, they may be unable to appreciate the value of such actions. They may feel too vulnerable to express themselves in this fashion, and so reject the entire idea.
• If pushed beyond their comfort level to form commitments or emotional bonds, they may reject a relationship entirely.
• Under stress, they may show intense emotions that seem disproportionate to the situation.
• They may not recognize basic social principles, such as appropriate dress and general behavior.

 

Ten Rules to Live By to Achieve INTP Success

1. Feed Your Strengths! Realize your gift at mastering logical problems and situations, and give yourself plenty of opportunities to exercise your abilities. Much of your sense of well-being will come from these experiences.
2. Face Your Weaknesses! We all have weaknesses. Recognizing your weaknesses for what they are (without beating yourself up) will give you the power to change your life for the better.
3. Talk About Your Thoughts. Discussing your ideas and perceptions with others will help you to develop your Extraverted INtuition, and thus your understanding of the world. How well you use your auxiliary function is very important to your overall health and happiness.
4. Listen to Everything Try not to dismiss anything immediately. Let it soak in, and then apply judgement. Try not to dismiss things that are alogical - they are not illogical.
5. Be Aware of Others Understand that everyone has their own lives and their own perspectives. Everyone has something to offer. Try to identify people's personality type.
6. Recognize Social Principles. Realize that our society functions around some basic social principles, and that our society would fail unless those principles are recognized and upheld. In a democracy, people vote. At a red stoplight, people stop. If people stopped voting because it wasn't important them, who would be in power? If people stopped stopping at red stop lights because it didn't fit into their plans, how could we drive safely? Your priorities and plans are important, but you must recognize that the external world's agenda is also important. Don't dismiss the importance of principles that don't affect your life directly.
7. Get Out of Your Comfort Zone Understand that the only way to grow is to get outside of your comfort zone. If you're uncomfortable with an idea or situation because you're not sure how to act, that's good! That's an opportunity for growth.
8. Identify and Express Your Feelings You may have a hard time understanding how you feel about someone. It's important that you do figure this out. Don't lead someone on with your ambivalence. If you determine that you value the person, tell them so every time you think of it. This is the best way to make them feel secure in your affections, and so to promote a long-lasting relationship.
9. Be Accountable for Yourself Remember that no one has more control over your life than you have. Don't be a victim.
10. Assume the Best. Don't distress yourself with fear and dark expectations. Remember that a positive attitude often creates positive situations.

Notable INTP - personality testing of the named individual.

• William Harvey (1578–1657) English physician
• James Madison (1751–1836) US president
• John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) US president
• John Tyler (1790–1862) US president
• Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) US president
• Charles Darwin (1809–1882) English naturalist
• William James (1842–1910) American psychologist and philosopher
• Carl Jung (1875–1961) Swiss psychiatrist
• Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German physicist
• Gerald Ford (1913–2006) US president

Test di sini. But mostly dicedok di Wikipedia dan http://www.personalitypage.com

 

Panjang gila(hasil copy-paste memang panjang, dasar pemalas). Kesimpulan, banyak yang betul. Sikit yang salah.

p/s: mana-mana awek jenis ENTJ/ESTJ sila tampil untuk memberi nombor phone supaya mudah untuk mengatur temu janji kita bersama.

p/s: another proof that i hate people.

Dawn of 1Malaysia

Manap menekan 'remote control' untuk mengalih siaran ke rancangan ESPN sambil menghirup jus tomato yang dihiasi dengan sehiris lemon murah.

Nampak gaya Manap memang bosan dengan gaya sukan orang kulit putih. "Mentang-mentang ada salji" - getus nurani beliau. Dia alih ke TV3. Berita Sultan Johor mangkat dan upacara pengebumian. Bosan. Manap orang Kedah. Kalau Sultan Kedah mangkat pun memang dia tak ambil pot tengok 'Siaran Langsung Pengebumian', tak ada value illuminati langsung. (Oh, di Facebook ada group menentang blogger yang menghina Sultan Johor. Aku agak kalau Facebook ni wujud tahun 1998, dok ada dalam 500,000 ribu orang join 'Menentang Penzaliman Mahathirisme', apa barang reformasi demo-demo ni, klik mouse sudah).

Alih lagi ke Bernama TV. "Ah, pasal nama Allah lagi, apa ke bengapnya Melayu Islam tak reti beza Allah Islam dengan Allah Trinity Kristian ni. Zulkepli Nuruddin ni memang bingai." - bebel Manap sendirian.

"Lakon layarmu hebat
Terpukau ku melihat
Isi hati upahan
Sampai bila
Kau mahu tersesat
Tidak kau penat
Hidup penuh muslihat" 


Lagu Meet Uncle Dick ft. Pink memecah berita Allah tadi. Kuat, faham saja la vokal Pink bila 'volume' pusing habis. Manap masih sabar sambil melayan pembaca berita membaca berita. "Comel juga pembaca berita sekarang. Bibir mulus halus merah merakus" - nafsu serakah Manap berbisik.


Manap ke bilik air. Sok-Sek-Sok-Set-Cerooooooootttt-Ahhh-Ehem!(dalam Islam elok berdehem, bagi buang habis)-Sok-Sek-Sok-Sek.

Lagu Meet Uncle Dick ft. Pink makin kuat. "Pakai woofer ke keling ni". Dia sambung terlentang depan TV. Cari 'remote', dengan hati yang penuh tawaduk dan istiqamah, dia memicit punat 'Volume Up' sebanyak 20 kali.



Tiba-tiba.







"KARIGALAN KALA POLE KARITIRIKUDU KOLALU
KOLALILE KOLALILE TAJ MAHAL NIHALU
SEVAL ODHA KONDA POLA SEVANDHIRIKUTUHU UDATHU
UDATHILE UDATHILE VANTHIRUCHU THAGADHU"


Vettaikkaaran!!!


Jus tomato yang dihiasi dengan sehiris lemon murah tumpah. Merah. Mengalir hingga ke pintu rumah. Polis sampai taman sekitar 30 minit kemudian.

Berasa Matang Bila Cakap Pasal Ibu Mengandung

Macam Mastika pula blog aku ni. Baca benda. Rasa nak menulis. OK. Teruskan ke topik utama, BAGAIMANA MELAHIRKAN ANAK DAN GENERASI BIJAK PANDAI

1. Bagi ibu mengandung, bila dah tahu je kamu mengandung 2/3 bulan, banyakkan buat latihan matematik. Saja-saja beli buku maths buat dengan husband. Kalau pandai main alat muzik, waktu mengandung tu main sekali, contohnya piano/violin/gitar. Tapi perempuan main gitar tak cool. Kalau tak reti main alat muzik, menyanyi. Agak-agak kamu ni ada background Ahli Sunnah Waljama'ah, boleh baca Quran tiap hari. Baca buku apa-apa, pasal sejarah dunia, pasal ekonomi, apa saja. Ingat, ini untuk baby kamu. Buat semua ni sampai baby 'keluar' OK? Berterusan lagi bagus.

Hint: cari isteri yang smart/pandai.

2. Pemakanan ibu mengandung, banyakkan pengambilan daging ikan. Kepala jangan sental. Kasi potong itu kepala. Kepala ikan ada kimia yang tak bagus. Daging ikan ni bagus untuk otak. Untuk kamu dan baby. Benda lain, kurma, susu, salad dan badam. Oh ikan ni, kalau boleh makan jenis fillet. Cuba perhati orang Jepun suka makan sushi, daging ikan banyak, depa pandai kan? Makanan laut(hidupan air) tak boleh campur makanan darat. Ikan + daging = tak digalakkan. Anak-anak lembab. Kalau hari tu nak makan ikan, ikan saja. Kalau esok nak makan daging, daging saja.

Makan buah-buahan dulu sebelum jamah nasi + ikan. (Nasi tu errr... kuantiti kena sikit, nanti obes) Ini memang terbalik dengan cara kita. Buah bagi kita macam dessert. Cuba tukar, jadikan buah sebagai hors d'oeuvre. Sunnah nabi tu.

Bab pemakanan ni sebenarnya boleh apply kat semua orang, bukan ibu mengandung saja.

Hint: ikan mahal, cari suami kaya.

3. OK ini terkena batang hidung. Jangan merokok.

Hint: sedapkan hati, merokok jangan bagi asap kena orang.

4. Ajar anak-anak dari kecil main alat muzik. Piano dan violin. Maksudnya, baca nota muzik. Rangsang otak tu. Bila tengok baris clef treble, krocet(ada ke istilah ni) ha nak tekan mana satu. Serius bai. Selalunya, budak-budak yang pernah diajar main instrumen muzik sejak kecik, mesti besar-besar nanti dia pandai. Kalau tak jadi doktor pun, budak tu boleh ganti Rolling Stone kan?

Hint: cari suami kaya jugak, piano dengan violin bukan RM18.40 


p/s: dulu berkawan dengan cikgu muzik, tapi tak kesampaian, kalau tak anak aku mudah je baca note togey tu.


5. Sukan. Anak-anak ni patut cari sukan yang dapat melatih konsentrasi. Contohnya memanah dan menembak. Martial arts macam Kendo pun orait jugak. 
 

Hint: Fees mahal semua tu. Cari partner kaya OK?

Untuk orang miskin dan average, tiada halangan. Guna kreativiti untuk semua contoh ni. Lastik biji getah pun kira sports yang memerlukan fokus apa. Main gitar kapok. Ikan termenung tu bukan mahal sangat. Tak payah cari Salmon. Mahal.


Apahal blog aku gaya matang pelik ni. Sah-sah aku bosan nak mati!

Taegukgi: Ya Cerita Korea Memang Bagus

Aku habiskan lebih kurang 2 jam 30 minit untuk filem ni. Tak puas tengok cerita ni sebab ada gangguan luaran. Sekejap kena urut, kena beli barang, kena makan nasi, kena beli rokok, kena tengok progress Football Manager 2010, banyak kali juga pause dan terbantut emosi aku. Gambar pulak haram tak cun, oleh kerana cerita ini bagus, aku bercadang untuk habiskan duit beli DVD original.

Selalunya bila cerita bagus, aku suka main-main google cari info pasal movie ni, sampai-lah ke Youtube, aku nampak satu komen, "Whenever I watch this movie, it makes me proud of being a Korean". Aku yang tengok filem ini pun rasa nak minta jadi warganegara Korea.


Aku terfikir, bila agaknya Malaysia nak produce cerita macam gini? Cerita serius, yang main dengan emosi, sambil-sambil main dengan sejarah, cuit-cuit pasal perang yang penuh epik, lagi-lagi yang keluar wayang, cerita jenis komedi, hantu, komedi, hantu, komedi, hantu. OK aku bukan orang filem nak kritik lebih-lebih, tapi sebagai rakyat Malaysia, aku juga teringin suatu hari nanti nak komen di Youtube, "Setiap kali aku merenung filem ini, membuatkan aku bangga menjadi rakyat Malaysia". Filem Taegukgi ini pun bukan-lah pasal perang sangat, lebih kepada olahan brotherhood itu sendiri. Tetapi mantap. Ada rasa efek kat diri sendiri bila movie tu habis.


Happy watching!

Dear Facebook User, I Removed You

Now I only have 60 friends. Almost 400 wiped out.

Why?
Because I want to. No, I am not afraid  of latest incident of student got caught by posting malicious status on his profile. It just, I am sick of people. I hate people actually.

If we just talk about 2-3 minutes, don't bother to add me. If you hadn't talked to me for about past 2-3 months, don't bother to make it chill.

Mind bolt to reminisce. Now I present you this beautiful song.



To me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.
End is the only part of the word
That I heard.
Call me morbid or absurd.
But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.

To me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.
End is the only part of the word
That I heard.
Call me morbid or absurd.
But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.

When I go fishing for the words
I am wishing you would say to me,
I'm really only praying
That the words you'll soon be saying
Might betray the way you feel about me.

But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word. 


I once learn how to smile and...I smiled.

Layan Cody Sambil Lukis. Lagi Senang Dari Menulis. Patut La Picasso Berhenti Jadi Jurnalis